Sourpuss Bakery: Proudly Supporting Cats and Their Gloriously Dark Souls


At Sourpuss Bakery, we stand with cats—not just for their undeniable cuteness, but for their elegant, calculated villainy. We admire their ability to knock over your coffee with dead-eyed precision, their never ending desire to to join you for your morning poop, and their unwavering commitment to world domination—one shredded couch at a time.

Much like our sourpuss, cats build trust with time, are deeply complex, and occasionally attack for no reason. They remind us that love should be earned, not freely given. They sleep 16 hours a day, judge you for working, and, if they were just a little bigger, would absolutely eat you in your sleep. What’s not to love?

So next time you sink your teeth into a crusty, golden loaf from Sourpuss Bakery, remember: it was made in honor of those who demand affection on their terms, show disdain for weakness, and remind us that sometimes, the best way to say “I love you” is with a slow, unsettling blink.

  • Bagheera Blackat Biggerton

    The Biggest, Biggie, Big Boy, Darkness.

    This is our Big boy. He half cuddles— half killer; and he won’t hesitate to take your hand right off. He’s simultaneously acts like our sweetest and our most sadistic cat depending on how his plot for world domination is going day to day. He only lets us live because he’s easily subdued by cheese slices. He wants you to sink your claws into our sour dough.

  • Friskey Whiskers

    Friskey, Frisk, Baby Girl, Queen

    Friskey is biggies sister, and her there’s no need for anyone to question who’s the boss around here- and her walk says it all. She’s the bestest, cutest, most loving cat in the world— and her elegance is only surpass by her bountiful killing sprees. A true mischief hidden behind fur so soft and fluffy, your lap can be stolen for the foreseeable future. Just like sourpuss, she comes with a bite.

  • Princeton Cottonball Cain

    Prince, Princey, P-Kitty

    P-kitty owns the neighbors house, is part of the Cul de Sac Puss gang, and single-paw-edly runs the show next door. His keen abilities perfectly balance napping and murder, his stare runs daggers of judgement through your soul, but it can all be solved with steady gifting of freeze dried minnows. Princes say sourpuss has a taste you need to take paws to appreciate.